Conversation in a Busy Day

-Hello?
-Is Margaret there?
-I'm sorry, who's calling?
-This is Liz.
-Liz?
-Uh-huh.
-Ummmmm... she hasn't been here in like three years? Can I ask what this is about?
-This is Liz.
-Yes.
-...
-...
-So. Can I talk with Margaret? This is Liz.
-Liz.
-Yes.
-...
-...
-So, she hasn't lived here in like three years? And this is my cell phone?
-Right.
-I have to say I'm baffled by this conversation.
-Right.
-Goodbye, Liz.
-Right. Right.
[click]
[Silence]

We Aren't French

Even though there are no Americans willing to write anything like The Psychoanalysis of Fire, we can understand that shit in translation.

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