Brother Orbison Will Now Lead Us In Song

Oh Thy Mighty Awesome Face, Oh Thy Mighty Awesome Face
It's the single leading factor that is causing wide-spread praise
And preliminary findings offer ample cause to raise
Hymns of rowdy supplication to Thy Might Awesome Face.

Whether driving down the highway or researching high explosives,
I shall never cease from praising both with fricatives and plosives.
Lord it's just a dang no-brainer, it's like asking where my nose is.
Let our praise flow to Your face as with buckets and with hoses.

I put Luchre in a hat along with Modern Medicine,
The US Attorneys General and The Hulk and the X-Men.
But my hand it felt around until it found the moistest place
Which I believed to be the breathing of Your Mighty Awesome Face.

Oh Thy Mighty Awesome Face, Oh Thy Mighty Awesome Face,
It is that than which to mind nothing greater can be raised.
I take no pleasure in this world, Lord, I dress in Dockers that are beige
In giddy anticipation of taking my dapper place,
In a waxed handlebar mustache next to Thy Awesome Face.

(solo)

Oh Thy Mighty Awesome Face, Oh Thy Mighty Awesome Face
It's the single leading factor causing all this wide-spread praise,
And preliminary findings offer ample cause to raise
Hymns of rowdy supplication to Thy Mighty Awesome Face.

(repeat and fade)