1. Capital Punishment:
The person who administers the lethal injection shall be chosen by lottery from among the voters of the state where the punishment is levied.
2. The Militarized Police:
The cops can wear whatever armor and carry whatever weapons they want, but everything must be pink. No more black.
3. De-funding Mental Health Services:
The legislators who vote to de-fund public mental health services, and the citizens who voted them into office, shall make their homes available, on an as-needed basis, to house those who become homeless because of the de-funding, and shall provide food, healthcare, comfort, encouragement, and all other forms of support to their guest until he or she is free of need.
4. Please add your own Modest Proposals in the comments section below, and I will add the most virtuous to this list. Trolls will be bludgeoned to death by sluts.
