Reading Executioner's Song I Have to Say I Think Norman Mailer Was a Westerner Deep Down

I am reading this and I am thinking: there is nothing that will make Norman happy. And I am saying to myself: if this won't make you happy you may as well make it as plain and straightforward as you like, not elaborate too much because why bother? Also I am considering the empty west in which every road ends in the desert and the lives are so dustblown and unaesthetic that a man can be shot by the State and his ashes scattered from a plastic breadbag marked 59cents and the bag is seen neither insulting nor funny but merely expedient, as is that burnt human body and the bodies that body shot before in turn getting shot. There is a grid of streets to the gray desert. There are the pastel buildings thrown up and adolescent. The all-you-can-eats and the fiberglass steeples. A cheapness over the land showing how tired they were who stopped here and how ambivalent their arrival. This is where they were when their boots wore through and it was time to plant anyway is what these buildings say. They must have eaten in silence and hurried, for the fuel not for any convivial enjoyment, those who built this place. They raised this place to be done with a job. So Mailer was a Jersey Jew? To read this and his other books, so various in style, and his Wikipedia bio is to know he felt truly western, which is to say: his ashes in a breadbag and his every road into the dust.

Gone Away Backward

And here is Lady Soleil, recently of River Hills, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Until a month ago known to her suburban friends as Linda Schlitz, mother of two insolent daughters, now estranged. Until a year ago married to Big Dave Schlitz, also of Milwaukee, who left her with debts she hadn't suspected and a mortgage payment she could not carry. Now sleeping in the back seat of her ten-year-old minivan in a trailhead parking lot off of Utah State Route 144 in the Big Yellow Pine National Forest, a place she can scarcely imagine despite watching it from her lawnchair several hours a day since she pulled into this overlook a week ago. She sits in the shade and watches. The mountain above her, green, yellow, and black, impassive like an animal, giving nothing. The palisade of red rock denying any passage west, almost denying even thought of what might lie beyond. To the south, rolling elk meadows and almost beyond sight the crossing at Kolob Town where 144 reaches into the desert like an arm, laden with the gaudy costume bangles of irrigated alfalfa fields, alien green in all the unmoved desert. And east the canyonlands, so inscrutable not even the rain can touch them, a hundred miles or more, for all she knew, of sandstone so contorted she imagined it seething at a violent boil and motionless only because her time here is so brief that her patient watching, for days, is but a shutter-click, a moment so brief that God's great cooking of the world can only be guessed at or suspected but not known. Below her seat at the edge of the overlook parking lot there is a strip of rattling grass, a pair of leaning pines, and then a precipice. She took a day to approach that edge, her toes curled to grip the gravel. She underhanded a stone over the edge and some time later the report of its impact returned to her, a sound flat and honest, followed by the lies of its echoes. The wind hissed in the pines. Cliff swallows preceded the sound of their passage. Far below a chaos of fractured boulders.

As abrupt as this edge, midlife had come upon her. Until Big Dave's disappearance she had filled her golden skin perfectly: her strong legs, her wide and muscled rump, her high and global breasts, her pleasant and pretty face, all had been in a flawless, tight wrapper of golden shiny skin. Men had always looked, in the summer, and though she was modest and unassuming in all ways, she did enjoy their approving glances and dressed to bare her legs, always shaved and moisturized. And then they stopped looking. She noticed one day. It was right about when Big Dave left, and, though she never said so aloud, she considered her sudden aging to be his fault. She felt broken and discarded, or used up. She imagined he looked at her one day when she was forty-five and saw the softening of her waist and neck, the slackening and spotting of her skin, and the sagging of her breasts and left for someone younger. She had never been beautiful, but she had come, in some ways, to rely on her ripeness and gleaming health, and then it was gone. Her smooth-cheeked cuteness had passed into a moment of handsomeness, and now she looked to herself, in the rearview mirrors, simply exhausted and slack.

But through all this loss and sadness she felt an almost continual new hope. It surprised her every day, this surge of new life in her. It got her through selling the stuff of her marriage, the furniture and the house. Her daughters' piano. Almost everything. In fact, as the house emptied her hope grew. She joined a women's group, mostly middle-aged divorcees, and hired a therapist, something she had never considered and that Big Dave would have scorned. Her new friends and new ability to confess and unburden herself brought her into contact with a world of new ideas. She began mindfulness meditation. She let her hair grow and stopped coloring it. In a giddy shopping spree she replaced her old beige, white, and navy wardrobe with new bold colors and flowing fabrics. She changed to comfortable shoes. She had her chart done, and her cards read. She covered the old ________ High School Honor Role bumper sticker with a quote exhorting lovingkindness. With the money from the sales she went on a meditation retreat and hired a diet consultant. She gained weight and thought little of it. All in a year. The transformation had felt effortless, even ecstatic, as though she were simply relaxing into a true identity that had hibernated through her long years as wife and mother. She was happy.

And then she met Sunflower at an energy-work retreat. Sunflower latched onto her immediately. Tiny, vibrant, and talkative, Sunflower took Linda in, almost as a student. She had been attending the retreat for years and had acquired a kind of seniority. She knew the ropes. They received cabin assignments and Sunflower, without asking Linda, traded her cabin number with Linda's assigned roommate, and they spent the week together. The first night they stayed up laughing and gossiping, unloading about their exes. The second night Sunflower produced a bottle of chilled rose' and they drank it from mugs and Sunflower whispered in Linda's ear and they fell back on the bed snorting in hilarity and they became lovers.

And then at the end of the week Sunflower left without a word and Linda was free. She went back to the empty house to vacuum, quit after one room, left the vacuum standing there, got into the minivan still packed from the retreat, and drove west. She followed the energy. She got on I-80 and followed it until the Rockies loomed, then south to Colorado Springs, then west again, on smaller and smaller roads she let a delicate warmth guide her to this spot, where a back spasm led her to pull over in the night and in the morning the sun rose like a great fierce eye over over the canyonlands and the purple shadows drew back and the world opened up to her alone on all the vast mountain and she sat under the pines and wept for all she had lost and all she would lose and that her daughters, too, would lose everything, and that the future would keep opening up like this, some vast inscrutable conspiracy of a universe of canyons now white, then yellow, then orange and pink and red and purple and black then pale blue and white again for all time no matter what. And the warmth in her chest roused her from the lawnchair and took her down the mountain, her minivan coughing its last miles into the green, the chugging wheel-lines, the ferment of corrals, the dusty lots, the tight hunkered houses, and into the gravel lot beside the Trading Post where the dust of her arrival drifted into a small crowd of Saturday farmers' market shoppers and the smell of coffee confirmed that she had arrived.

Ted May Gets Out of the House

The yellow parallelogram moved up the wall. He could see it move. He fell back into sleep then awake again. The room became very hot and he was thirsty. His pillow was soaked and his mouth tasted of sulphur. After some time he reached for his glass but found it dry. With real effort he rolled his legs off the bed and used the railing to get downstairs. He gulped water.

This is my bed and I'm lying in it, he thought. The bed I made.

The afternoon sun beat on the faded carpet and the window sash ticked in the heat. The light lensed through the neat row of Jameson bottles and he thought of church and then of his wife and the ranch and his mind followed the deep singletrack of failure and loss.

The water revived him. He resolved to go out. He knew he needed his friends at this guttering end of two days drunk. He showered and shaved and put on a fresh shirt and his good hat and boots then drove the two blocks to the sawmill. They were just shutting down. The jointer still spun and thrummed a low note. The late light projected the opening of the overhead door into the drifting pine dust.

I am a wreck, he thought. Hi, Tomasz, he said.

Evening, Ted, said the younger man.

The houselike bulk of the Bishop straightened and turned and came forward out of the gloom. Brother Ted, he said, his voice full of outsize delight.

Good to see you, Bishop, said Ted, and smiled though it cost him some effort in his bleary discomfort.

Ted took a broom off the wall and started moving sawdust toward the truck. The mill men did, too, and they swept for a while in near silence, til the Bishop started to whistle.

You have a spirit of gladness, Bishop, said Ted, and the Bishop laughed.

Yes I do, Brother Ted. I was born happy. It is the gift The Lord hath given me.

Tomasz was new here, just arrived a few days ago from out of state, looking for ranch work. He wondered at the Bishop's language, that he could be an old rancher one moment and a jovial Old-Testament prophet the next. He expected a deep and frightening cultic certainty in the big man but so far had seen nothing but good humor and moments of silliness.The Bishop seemed genuinely elated to run a decrepit sawmill and a good-size ranch and to return home spent every evening to his round wife and several children.

Ted was thorough with his sweeping. He ran the broom around and under every obstacle he could lift as he went. The mill men were tired and the Bishop was sloppy but Ted left his area nearly spotless. Got to floss the shop, he said. I got to do something, can't just lie around watching the houseflies.

You can work here any time I got work, Brother Ted, said the Bishop.

You know I don't work for pay, Bishop.

Along the road, in the gravel, the girl walked by, her posture erect, her head canted to keep her hair in place. She thumbed her cell phone intently, proclaiming with her body and her absorption that she did not notice the sudden stillness in the shop. The lowering sun came to the men through her yellow hair and through her yellow skirt and she and the sun and the pine dust that hung in the air seemed to them all of a piece, contrived for their benefit, a silent golden tableau in the sudden silence at the end of a loud and punishing workday.

The Bishop returned to his broom. Tomasz glanced at Ted. Ted smiled and shook his head. You see that Tomasz?

Yessir, said Tomasz.

What's that? said the Bishop.

The girl Kandace, is what, said Ted, with laughter in his voice.

I tried not to, said the Bishop, and then looked down as though the pile of sawdust contained an instruction, or a cure.

Well, I saw her, said Ted. And she is the sweetest thing I maybe ever seen. At least in recent decades, he added, after a moment of thought.

She doesn't even know we saw her, said Tomasz.

Ted said: She don't wear that tight little getup for no other purpose. She knows something. About being looked at.

They went back to sweeping and the sun reached deep into the shop a downangled wedge of light and bats dropped out of the high rafters.

I am getting old, thought Ted. It is unseemly to say such things of a girl at my age. I guess I got to learn to keep my mouth shut, he said. Carrying on like a boy. He thought, Sometimes you don't mark the passing time and make adjustments to your behavior.

They swept the three piles of sawdust into one at the tailgate of the truck.

Civilization and its discontents, Ted said. And Tomasz looked uncertain.

Ferral Young, Kolob, Utah, February 15

One thing is in Kolob some don't know the day we was born.  It wasn't the custom to keep that day, and all I know is I was born this month, February, in 1923.  My mother always said they had lost track of the day which they could do in them winters that was so cold and snowed-in.  They could go a month without that anyone came by and in them days there was no 144, just the old cattle trail over to Youngville.  It could take half a day to get to town and so snow on the ground kept us at home.  I was born in this house.  I was the second youngest and now the only Young left, unless my boy is still alive.

As a boy I mainly remember ranch work.  We had the biggest outfit this side of the mountain, maybe two thousand head after the war for a few years.  Sometimes I rode to town for mail.  That was half a day riding, then get the mail from Sister Larsen, then go up to the schoolhouse to see if there was some children there, then spend the night at my cousins' house, where the yurts is at now, then ride home the next morning.  I did not see people except my family and some ranch hands, only in town now and then.  There was ever so often a dance in town, and one time a year we rode over to Youngville, too.  Them times was what we talked about and looked to all year, when we saw other young people at the Tabernacle.  There was a picnic and all the cars circled and still some wagons and many horses.  Horses was how we went over the mountain and did most all of our traveling seeing how the ranch is mainly ledge and steep, all rock and tumble-down pine and too rough for cars.  So one time a year we rode over to Youngville.  That took a hard two days each way.  The ride was part of the excitement, spending two days on the mountain with the other Kolob families, all the mule trains, a few wagons.  The riding and talking, the campfire, the music and dancing.  I knew the Kolob families more from fetching mail and crossing to Youngville than from being neighbors.  Now with 144 paved and driving I can see people every day, though I mainly do not.  I got used to the quiet and alone.

Them dances in Youngville was so exciting!  Families went from Kolob, like I said, and from the crossing, and Cedar, and even four days' ride from Castleton and John's Flat.  I think it was five hundred people one year.  This was between first cut and when I and my brothers went for firewood, so June.  We didn't know how alone we was in all this country till we saw all them cars and horses and the dust and so many people, each one with his town's color on him, a bandana or a scarf.  Yellow for Kolob.  We watered down the Tabernacle horse lot so's there's not so much dust and we set up shades and passed the time talking and eating and flirting, getting reacquainted with them's we hadn't seen since the year before, and music and dancing at night.  We was all in the church in them days but there was some drinking though you could never see it, just its effects, some of the men got pretty loud and boisterous and to carrying on.  But I think the bishops pretty much just looked the other way.  I remember once this old boy got to yelling and swung at Joseph Richards and the boys took him and throwed him in the ditch to sober him up.   The dancing went all night.  When I was sixteen there was girls' choice and I danced with Lena Young and I thought about nothing else but them two minutes for the next year when I found she was just married up to Cedar.  That broke my heart.

In '42 I got called up.  It was a letter in the mail.  One for me, one for my big brother Hyrum.  Mainly, we did not hardly know of the war.  There was no news except rumors, and we was the first to get called up in Kolob.  We just read them papers and didn't hardly know what to do.  It said report to our post office, which in them days was just Sister Larsen's front room.  We had to leave our chores and go down.  When we got there Sister Larsen did not once stop crying and we learned we had to report to Salt Lake, which maybe we never would of gone but we did go.  We had two weeks I think, then rode over to Youngville with my little brother William so he could take the horses back.  We rode in a government car with some other boys to Salt Lake.  I was sick scared, I admit, but I kept it hid.  I was over Lena by then, but leaving my mother crying broke my heart.

Once I had seen a picture of ZCMI, but it was so big and pretty I just stood there and about got killed by a delivery wagon, I was such a country boy!

We went to bootcamp and trained and got split up.  The last I ever saw of my big brother Hyrum he was in a line going into a tent.  He was a big man.  I remember I was encouraged by how big he was in that line of skinny boys, but he did not come back from the Pacific.  He was killed on Midway.

Me, they sent to France.  I was a shooter.  It was the hunting they said. Thing is, I was never much for hunting.  We had more beef than we could eat.  Now there's deer everywhere on the ranch, but in them days they was mostly gone.  I shot some when they got in the hay, but there was little call for it.  But the army thought I was a shooter, so I did that.  On this, there is not much to say.  I saw some Germans at a distance a few times, but they was always heading away.  I did what i was told, but there was little action till Paris.  It was the end of the war, which, now, we of course didn't know, but we walked into Paris and there was some shooting, but in the morning they was gone.  I got the job of guarding a line of Germans that surrendered.  I just had to stand with my rifle and watch those boys.  They was in bad shape and I have to say I was praying they would not run because I would hate to of shot them so close after seeing how regular they was.  I had to watch them for a week.  Every day a pretty girl walked by and the Germans watched her and pointed and whistled and some called to her in French.  She ignored them, but she smiled at me a few times.  Now, one thing is that the Paris people appreciated us Americans and we took that in and we did get so's we wore our helmets at a tilt, and carried on like peacocks.  Even the shyest boys winked at the Paris ladies and strutted like roosters.  Some of the boys got girlfriends.  They couldn't talk French, but they was everywhere American boys with Paris girls on their arms.  Off duty at night there was dances and lots of drinking but it was not like them Youngville dances back home.

This is when I met Clothilde.  She was the one I mention, a pretty Paris girl that walked by my guard station every day.  So I was at the dance one night and I saw here there, and I don't know what got into me but I walked up to her and told her my name.  There was nothing we could say, what with my no French and she being a French girl never been to school neither of us.  She was so pretty.  Her dress and shoes was worn down from the war and living poor, and she was too skinny, but I fell in love with her that night.  She was small and chestnut-haired and always about to smile.  I hardly know who I was them days after that dance.  I learned a few words of French.  I found flowers out of that city that was mainly empty of what to buy.  I got her a cake and she was so pleased.  I was there maybe one more month.  I proposed we get married and she agreed.

Then I had to go back to America on the boat to New York.  But then I went back and the Colonel married us.  She was not allowed in our camp, so we saw each other only walking around the city.  It is hard to remember now but I about died of not being with here all the time, of only holding her hand and dancing with her.  It was some time and then we went on the boat to America.  We took the train to Salt Lake, then got a ride to Youngville, and all the time she got quieter and quieter.  Then the horses back to Kolob.  This was a bad time, as Clothilde never had been on a horse, which I did not consider, and I could see she was scared and sad.  I did what I could, trying to make her smile, bringing her flowers, but when we got back home here she was not talking.

Neither would my mother she was so angry I got married to this French girl not of the church without even her blessing.  It made the family very upset the way I come home with Clothilde.  We moved into the cabin out back.  Clothilde stopped talking at all.  Then the winter, which was more quiet and alone than ever I remembered after the war and Paris.  Most days Clothilde never once out of bed, just lying  facing the wall.  In the spring our boy Hyrum was born, named for my big brother.  In that June I was haying some long days.  When I come back to the cabin one night Clothilde had taken our boy.  I rode up the mountain looking, but she was gone.  That was in '46.  I never seen her or our boy.  Hyrum is old now hisself, I think 67 years old and I don't know him.  All the days of my life I miss him and his mother.  My family is dead and buried on the ranch now, and I have lived by main force of hoping they would come back.  That and that I like my work here.  My dogs, my ranch, this good life.  I just wish they was in it.

The Girl Kandace Is Bored and Goes up to the Store

5/5/2014
rev 7/7/2014

The Sheriff's wife had forgotten the list. Again.

Chips, she thought. And cream of chicken soup.

Go outside, she said to her boys.

And the other chips. For his lunch. Where did she leave the list?

Go outside, she said again, barking this time.

Gladys covers that stool. Hangs over the edges like her butt is the top of a mushroom or a cupcake.

One of the boys started bawling. Out, she heard herself yell in the small store.

The boys went out. The smaller one sat down on the edge of the porch with elaborate collapse and too much looseness in the arms.

That one is a queer, she thought, then crossed the idea out with her free hand.

Frozen pizza. Two bottles of pop.

Gladys had her enormous breasts propped on the counter. This was a joke just this morning at the Post Office, the great weight of Gladys' breasts requiring her to always prop them on whatever burly structure was nearby. The Nelson boy had a cow down and now had it in a harness hanging from his loader and he suggested such a contrivance for Gladys and her breasts.

She took her shopping to the counter. Gladys slowly focused on the pile and sighed and started to tally. The Sheriff's wife squinted out at the gas pumps. The girl Kandace was there leaning on the tailgate of the red jeep belonging to a boy who lived down at the yurts. The girl's hip rocked out and that knee straightened and she propped her hand and her skinny elbow jutted. That is a girl flirting, thought the Sheriff's wife. The sun came through the girl's yellow skirt.

The least that little bitch could do is wear a slip, said the Sheriff's wife.

That little hooker, she thought.

Gladys heaved herself around to look. She snorted and went back to her tally.

The girl Kandace flipped her yellow hair out there in the white sun. The boy from down at the yurts was hanging up the nozzle. The girl laughed, threw her head back, her big white teeth, her red mouth.

That little bitch, said the Sheriff's wife. She is asking for it.

All the boys watch her, said Gladys.

And all the men.

Gladys and the Sheriff's wife looked. The girl did a little wave as the boy got back in the jeep. She turned on the toes of her flip-flops and walked toward the store.

If her mother wasn't such a fall-down. Teach that little hooker to be a lady. She finished saying this as the door jangled open and the girl entered with a blast of white light and heat and perfume.

The Sheriff's wife said You have a good day, Gladys and shouldered past Kandace and out.

You too, love, said Gladys, too quiet and too late.

Gladys turned and watched Kandace sway into the store. Just a filly, she thought. Under all this there is a filly like that, she thought, and settled her breasts onto the counter. What a cow I am, she thought.

* * *

Kandace got tired of TV. Her mother was sleeping it off in the back room, snoring. She thought, He will come home soon. She felt it in her chest, the hot surge of warning in the boring day. She went to the bathroom and brushed her teeth while she looked in the mirror. She spit and rinsed and turned this way and that. She pulled in her tummy and arched her back and she thought I will not always look like this I will get old and ugly so I will let them see me now. She folded the top of her skirt over once, then twice to show more above the knee. She brushed her hair with a little water. She took her mother's sunglasses and two dollars from her frumpy old shoulderbag. She stepped out into the glare. She headed toward the woodshop and prepared to be seen. She heard the jointer running before she turned at the head of the driveway, and the men laughing in there, and she smelled the pine. The lowering sun on her face and the heat off the road. She took out her phone and studied the screen and pretended to chew gum and flipped her hair back as she walked in front of the shop's big overhead door. She knew they were watching. She had known them her whole life, they gave her blocks of cutoff wood when she was a girl and always warned her away from the machines. She kept her gaze on the mountain, blue in the north. Rain, she thought. She walked and behind her one of the men laughed and their half-deaf talking resumed. She glanced at her reflection in the window of a parked car and adjusted her posture. To look purposeful but unhurried, to show confidence, this is what she tried to do, but she was careful not to show her effort or her calculation. When she was out of the carpenters' line of sight she prepared to show delight and surprise around the next corner at the Trading Post, where the new woman worked. She reminded herself that Meredith had brought the jewelry back from Taos, and to remark on it. She turned the corner and saw in a stealthy glance that the Trading Post door was closed. Two men sat in the porch rockers but they didn't notice her. She thought I can get up on the porch and look through the window at the display of T-shirts and mugs and they will look at me and I will be able to look back in the reflection, but she did not.

She started to cross the Post Office road right when the red jeep pulled up to the gas pumps in front of the store. The college boy Billy got out and waved to her. Just lifted his hand and smiled. She smiled back.

Hi Kandace, he said. How's it going?

She held up her thumb and finger a little apart like she was picking a cherry and she looked at him through the gap. Just a little bit boring, is what, she said, and smiled.

You? What're you up to? Not out foraging. She put this word in quotes with her fingers.

They chatted. She laughed. He grinned. He was done pumping and said Okay, then, and she waved and turned toward the store as he climbed back into the jeep.

Those fat cows watched the whole thing, she thought when she saw Gladys and the Sheriff's wife. Their faces looked to her like moons behind the Visa and Mastercard stickers.

She pulled the door open. The bells jangled. It was cool and dark inside and it smelled of bread and money. The Sheriff's wife's fat arm banged her as she let her eyes adjust. Gladys muttered something, too quiet to hear. The girl walked very slowly under the evaporative cooler, feeling her sweat dry. She could feel Gladys watch her. Gladys had put on like two hundred pounds. Kandace could remember when Gladys had been pretty and busty, and now she is just enormous and has breasts like gallons of milk.

She bought a popsicle and walked toward home as slowly as she thought she could without seeming strange. Several motorcycles growled by, each with a couple astride, heading for the Park. She didn't see anyone then. The highway went silent again and the heat from it distorted the cliffsides and the sky itself was leached of blue above its long scar. The chairs on the Trading Post porch were empty. She sat there in the shade and slouched down with her elbows up on the sticky arms of the chair. Smoke rose from an inch of cigarette in the can of sand. She rhythmically clapped her knees together, feeling the sweat stick and unstick. The sun lowered into the trees and the breeze started and cooled her. Her hands were sticky with popsicle. She got up and walked toward home.

As she approached the house she saw her stepfather upstairs, vague behind the curtain. She saw the shape of his workshirt collar and the epaulettes. She imagined his horsey smell. She would have to talk with him if he was upstairs and she felt the tedium of the day come down on her as the sun set and she thought I will be pretty old and he will still be in my life. He will be an old man. I will know him long after my mother is dead. From drinking. From lying in bed all day. She imagined the weight of the pistol and imagined several TV murder scenarios. She thought of her future in prison and felt a wave of grief for everything she would never have, for going to the electric chair for her hatred of him.

* * *

He stood at the top of the stairs. She came in and started up, then saw him there.

'S it going, Kandace? he said.

T.J.

Where you been?

Out, she said and sidled past him. She could smell him. She pushed her door open against the weight of the piled clothes.

You eaten? he said.

Uh huh, she said, though the popsicle was not enough.

Nothin in the house.

Don't I know it, she said. Goodnight. She met his eyes for a moment and smirked.

Night, he said as she clicked the door shut.

jackrabbit

Kade Takes His Walk, April 26, 2014, Kolob, Utah

He walked and remembered to stay to the edge. This is where he threw the bag of bees. The gravel here at the edge is full of goats' heads is why the boots. This is where the Cruise America with the Californias in it came over the hill at sunrise and he swinged up into the cottonwood but it hit him anyway bet he didn't even get hurt but Mom yelled and cried all day and told him one thousand times never walk in the middle only to the edge. This is where that one summer the renters lived after Old Man Nelson died and he saw her tits in the night but only the one time. He kept going back to put his dink in the fence at her window but he never saw her tits again and then she went to the City. This is also --this same tan house-- where the tall skinny guy lives now and cuts his Coors cans into silver twists and has this like Christmas tree of Coors cans now shining in the porch. He walked to the crossing and stopped to decide which way to go. To proceed. This decision he always made by wind, which way it was blowing, and this time it went to the Mountain that is North. And so but, --however--, another wind, a stealth wind, went East to the canyons and so that is the way he went, stealth now, blending into the roadside grass walking like an Anasazi on just the toes of his boots so that the 2014 Subaru Outback with Thule roof rack out patrolling to sniper him cruised by and didn't even see him til it was too late for them and he squeezed the detonator. And this is the biggest Angus bull in Kolob. He climbed the fence and hooked his heals and sat the top rail, He built this fence with his Mom for the rich City people. The rail is lodgepole pine from Montana which what a wasteful expense had said his Mom. They did not want the bobwire to snag the deer or hurt their bull which however no bull this enormous will get even a scratch from no stinkin bobwire. And this is a cow with Old Man Ferral's brand on it pushing into the fence and the bull's dink is like a red arm so he sits and and watches and the bull humps the cow and he has a pretty good viewing angle and he smiles about how much he can teach that renter with the tits when she moves back to Kolob looking for some cowboy loving. When the bull is done and the cow is back to eating and the Mexican is riding in and the wind goes North he dismounts the fence and walks. Here is the tiller they let rust by the road and he knocked last summer and offered to take away and they said no. This house is also now renters. This is the quakie where the bees was and when he knocked and offered to take the rusty tiller and the renters said no they said but you can take those bees away, only they called them yellowjackets, and they laughed but he took a trashbag and just quick slipped it up over the big nest and over the branch and tied it and then cut the branch off and got stung only once and took the branch with the buzzing bag back up there and threw it in the weeds and they gave him five dollars and a Coke Zero. Here is the tall skinny guy coming in his 2012 F-350 and doing the city wave he does. His hat is not right. He walked through the willows where the road is low. This is where the cougar that night was standing and he surprised him and went through the fence where even a lamb can't fit and so he started carrying his revolver that the renters wanted him to shoot the Coke Zero can but a man doesn't show off with his revolver Mom said and plus he had no ammo they don't sell no .38 over to Cannonville no more but a cougar knows the sight of a sidearm and is very terrified of a cowboy hat even with no horse under it. He came out of the willows on the rise. This is a 2WD in a rut, is what this is. Just a old Dodge as can't get out of the mud where the riser blew last week and it is still wet and soft and tore-up. He walked up to the guy pushing that has mud all over and says I am Kade and the guy's hand is small and soft. They are up to they axle in snot-slick bentonite mud and not doing it right so he goes over to the now-fixed riser and gets a couple rocks and puts them in the ruts and a couple more and the other guy who is driving and has earrings but is probably not a faggot guns it and the 2WD gets on the road and the first guy gets in and says thanks and they drive away slingin mud all over and he gets the rocks out and puts them back by the riser. He remembers that Old Man Nelson's boy bought this pasture so he walks over to his house but he's not in so he tells his new fat wife Lucinda to tell him he can move handlines if he wants two dollars the run. She is not a kindly woman so he keeps it short and all business. This is where the road just goes on with no houses for a good stretch before town and he remembers when he was a boy he raced through here when he was short enough to ride Mom's buckskin Yellow that was then the fastest horse in Kolob and he always won. But now he is tall and that horse is not going to last another winter and is swayback and got no teeth to speak of however is a good horse for Mom to get out on now and then such as Fourth of July Parade when the Relief Society goes riding in dresses they made. There was this one time he was racing and that was when the road was first paved and the buckskin Yellow didn't know paving and lost his feet on the bend and Yellow and he'd almost gone down but he dragged his left boot and Yellow'd twisted like a cat and they come out of the bend at full gallop and won it anyway which is how people still slap his shoulder ten years later and tell everyone he is the best rider in Kolob he that don't even have no horse. He walked and walked. There is his Coke Zero can now pink in the weeds. Here is the Nelson boy's new gate that is hung on a opener that is $600 at the IFA. This is the stumps of the Russian olives with the green kind of herbicide they but on to kill them and the tangle where they threw all the branches and he got the logs for firewood that burns hot as hell but it smells like cigars and is not worth it on account of it's a bitch to split it. In last winter he had got tired of TV and he went to the hippy barn to the Invasive Non-Natives which is this slideshow and a talk by this hippy from over to Arizona and they hooked him up with a job in the canyons cutting saltcedar that they call tamarisk and anyways it was itchy scratchy hot work but the pay was real good and he liked those hippies and the Survival School girls from down at the yurts and there was this one that wore buckskins and had a braid and he saw her peeing in the sand and she did not look one bit shy but he gave her her lady privacy but them last three, four weeks in his sleeping bag when she was over there sleeping pretty in the moonlight just about near wrecked and killed him after he saw her butt and another time one of her tits when she was working a Stihl. Those are things that stick with a man day and night and make him wish he had a wife mostly one with a braid and brown skin but he doesn't like a woman doing chainsaw work. That is too manly. Here is the cottonwood that the hippies put the swing on that is a cedar log on this purple rope that they was going to try to climb out over that high branch and he tied his wrench to and threw it over and they told him that was a great idea Kade and one of them gave him a hug in her swimsuit the one with tattoo around her waist. This swing goes way out over the Nelson boy's pond and they drop in and he likes to watch but no way is he going in that cowshit water and no way is he taking his shirt off with no hippy girls. This is the flat rock. This is the other of those lodgepole fences of wasteful expense. Here is the four walls but no roof of the old county shed with its biggest packrat nest he ever saw. Up here is the new tower for cell phones which he is going to get one. And the bend where another Cruise America came too wide and killed the Lyman boy when he was out to get the mail. He always stops here to think about that and he squeezes the detonator here every time. There was this one time these drunks knocked his hat off and there was five of them and all he could do was squeeze the detonator even though any one of them he could beat and maybe any two as they was weak city boys, just milk-fed. But so, however the detonator is just something he does when what else you going to do. No way you going at a Russian olive with a hatchet you use a Stihl. And no way you going at five drunk college boys with your fists you use the detonator. This is where Bishop Young's Dad shot Old Man Nelson's brother Hyrum for stealing his water with a underground old 4" handline he hidden at night in a ditch he dug and patched up the sod over it which his buddy Stanley Young said why would you work so darn hard to steal water if you could just do some ranching with all that effort and buy your own darn water share fair and square. It is always better to do it fair and square the water thieves get caught sooner than later and can't sleep well neither before nor after gettin put in jail. This is the driveway he needs to get after with the grader the weeds are gettin tall this spring. It is getting blue on the mountain the rain this year is good there will be overflow water through June at least and it looks like a three-cutting year the first they've had in five years. This is his Mom walking up with the healers. What are you grinning at she says and he says hi Mom I did my walk I stayed to the side Old Man Ferral's cows are knocked up the renters is not back yet I got some city boys out of the mud up where the riser broke don't worry Mom it's lunch time.